Unkinny.
I’ve written about that sense of ostranenie which is heimlich; how about the home-like stuff that leaves you feeling all outside yourself? —I do not watch football, not anymore, and even then it was only on in the background while I did other things because the grownups had control of the television. I haven’t been to Alabama in years; the time I’ve spent there is measurable at most in months. But I was born there, and the first dirt I ever walked on was dry and red and smelled like pine sap under the sun, so when Jim White sings “Alabama Chrome” and gets to the bridge—
The heat it is withering, humidity smothering.
Strip of silver tape, a sly lie covering
Dent in the side of a redneck ride.
Going deep for the Crimson Tide. —Yeah!
—I can’t help but pump my fist and sing along. Roll Tide.
(I don’t think you understand. My father went to Auburn. War Eagles! See? I can’t help but get it wrong! And yet I can’t help but get it—)
Gonna bump to the thump of the Selma slammer.
Wanna jump up and down like a wack jackhammer.
Sing a little “Sweet Home Alabama”—
Jimmy gimme wink like a big flimflammer.
