All is forgiven.
Oh, Pine State Biscuits. Your hype is not your fault, but is still ridiculous; your lines are too long, your biscuits are a tad bit too salty, and you use those orange individually wrapped slices of cheese, which is taking authenticity a number of steps too far. But by God you carry Cheerwine! So there’s that.
Goodness gracious. Shame about the hype and overzealous authenticity.
Dammit, now I want a biscuit. Oh, Kip.