hello my name is thurber and this is a post about what i do not understand
hello my name is thurber and this is a post about what i do not understand
i ask beezel about it
because beezel says he knows everything which
isnt true but he does know a lot so
sorry im not too sure about punctuation so i just tend to
leave it out but i think i did the contraction right
isnt dont wont cant
anyway i do try to spell properly
you have to give me credit for that even though
beezel says its the word processor
i ask beezel about why are all the newspapers so upset about the mayor
we have a new mayor his name is the same as a beer
poppa doesnt buy the beer though beezel told me that
the new mayor kissed a boy and now the newspapers say he has to quit
they mean quit being mayor not quit kissing boys
he can still kiss boys because we dont mind if mayors kiss boys here
at least thats what i thought and also the word processor doesnt like it when i say doesnt or dont but it wont tell me what to do about it
it doesnt like it when i say i either
anyway i said that
beezel said its not because he kissed a boy
its because he lied about kissing a boy
and he told the boy to lie about being kissed
and maybe he hired a reporter to not report only he didnt hire the reporter who was reporting so maybe that wasnt so smart but i was getting dizzy so i stopped him i said
but what about the president
and beezel said he didnt lie about kissing boys
and i said no he lied about the war
and beezel said no he didnt he hasnt had time to he just got started but who knows they work fast these days
and i said no the other one who lied about the war the first one
and beezel said oh yeah him
and i said why didnt he have to quit
why didnt the newspapers say he had to quit
not just being president
but also lying about the war
he didnt even quit that
hes still doing it
and kali got that look like she always gets and she got up off the bed and went downstairs like that
i should have mentioned we were up in the new bedroom but i didnt think it mattered only now i see maybe it did so thats where we were so pretend like i said it up there so the scene is set
and beezel said because its serious thats why
and i said because its serious so thats why he didnt have to quit
yes said beezel
and i said but kissing boys isnt serious
and beezel said well no not that serious
and i said so if its serious like a war and you lie about it then we shouldnt get upset
its way too serious to let it get to us says beezel
but if it isnt serious like kissing a boy then we should get upset
right says beezel because on account of all the serious things we cant get upset over what else are we going to do
and i said but a lot of people who read newspapers wanted him to quit being president or at least lying about the war is what i said and then i said but also a lot of people who read newspapers dont him to quit even though he lied about kissing the boy i mean the other him but anyway the newspapers all said he should quit even though they never said he should quit the first him i mean
and beezel said newspapers pfeh what do they know
and he got up and left which i think really means he didnt know either
even though he says he knows everything
i dont think its true
and also the word processor doesnt like pfeh
anyway thats why i wrote this blog post about what i do not understand about seriousness and stuff and kissing boys and lying
i dont think beezel lies when he says he knows everything
i just think hes wrong
because if youre wrong then you arent lying
right
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Well the Newspapers over here aren’t talking about that story at all (for the moment)…
It’s unsettling to see felines teking over the internet like that :
http://weselec.tumblr.com/post/68009124/louis-vs-rick-episode-3-of-spoons-and-spiders