“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
Forget the Quakers: those zealots in the Maryland State Police labeled cycling advocates as terrorists! [via]
We had a unicycle gang in our neighborhood once, would ride out and drill in formation on the tennis courts. I hope somebody was keeping an eye on them.