While I’m making pithy posts.

Go, save Wampum. The Koufax Awards, a labor of love, swamped their bandwidth; Julia’s got an emergency donation button to get ’em back on their feet.

—If only so we can all vote for “Falling Reentlistment Rates Among Right Wing Pundits Threaten War on Terror” to get next year’s Koufax for Funniest Post.