We are so fucked some more.
Tony Millionaire reports that three of the newspapers that carry his (brilliant) strip Maakies asked him to change the word “cunt” in this week’s edition to “vagina.” They did this, mind you, on the word of their states’ attorneys general, who, in turn, have apparently received a directive from Attorney General John “Tititcaca” Ashcroft. Millionaire explains:
One of the editors told me that it was from the Attorney General’s office in the state in which the paper runs. He said he called and a woman on the phone told him that this was coming down all over from the Federal Attorney General, from Ashcroft’s office. They’re issuing warning letters to state Attorney General’s offices who are cleaning up throughout their individual states. My guess is that these people consider the funny pages a safe haven for kids and that’s why they’ll come down harder on comics than on other print media.
Personally, I think it’s part and parcel of Ashcroft’s general war on icky female stuff: he’s a gynophobe. But, I mean, fuck. Isn’t there, oh, I dunno, a terrorist out there you could go catch or something, instead? Huh? (Still haven’t found that anthrax person, have you.)
A quick addendum:
Yes, we’re not operating on a comfortable level of confirmation here. Millionaire has growled at one person seeking independent confirmation by getting the names of the newspapers in question.
Get the timeline right: it’s not that the Attorney General decided to declare war on this particular Maakies strip. It’s that Millionaire heard from three newspapers that they didn’t want to run a strip with the word “cunt” in it. One of the three made the claims cited above. On the basis of these three complaints, Millionaire then resubmitted the strip. To everyone. If your local alternaweekly ran “vagina,” it doesn’t mean your local alternaweekly is one of the three Bad Papers; they ran what everybody else did.
It is entirely within the realm of possibility that the federal Attorney General has asked states’ attorneys general to aid his office in cracking down on smut in newspaper funny pages; that level of cooperation, symbolic or not, is not uncommon, for all that the states’ attorneys general are not themselves Department of Justice flunkies.
No, the FCC doesn’t have anything to do with newspaper strips. Or online strips (yet). That was a mistake Millionaire made in his first TCJ message board post, and he’s since copped to it.
—I tried to hedge the original post with enough weasel words to cover my own ass (while still leaving it funny enough to, y’know, sting) in the event that this is nothing more than a spectacularly stupid publicity stunt, or a misunderstanding that’s gotten out of hand (given the current climate, though, it’s understandable. If you follow). But since I’ve been linked by Atrios (and can I just say: damn, but the man throws some heavy traffic), I felt I should lay it out a bit more clearly. (Of course, since I was the one who slipped the link over his transom, you could say I ought to have laid it out more clearly from the start. I wouldn’t argue. But hey: it was good enough for Heidi MacDonald and the Pulse!
(No excuse, right, right. Anyway. DEVELOPING, as Drudge would say. —Take that howsomever you like.)
Well, I'm just waiting for this administration to go ahead an propose amending the Constitution to say Freedom of Speech only covers what is acceptable to the religious right, and doesn't criticize these bastards.
Hope I'm not adding to your Indecency violations here, but I really don't think Papa Bush and Barbara were legally married, just created by god as a couple to test us through their vile progeny. And, I really can't think of anything more indecent than imagining Barbara and Papa Bush having sex. Bleeeech!!!
— rick Mar 19, 12:50 PM #
other than that, i found your site via the atrios link. your design is *stunningly beautiful*.
— anna Mar 19, 01:12 PM #
— Ellroon Mar 19, 01:23 PM #
— les pee Mar 19, 01:52 PM #
If Ashcroft wants to clean up the language used in comics, could he please have a look at movies too? 90% of my work consists of translating American movies and I cannot even begin to count the number of f*cks I heard over the years. C*nt is actually a rare word in films, now that I come to think of it. Hmm.
— Monkeybutt Mar 19, 02:33 PM #
After Bush wins the election, they're going to have peace talks. They'll be very surprised to find how much they have in common.
Later.
— Daddy-O Mar 19, 03:04 PM #
Gorgeous site, BTW.
— squirm Mar 19, 03:15 PM #
I'm a fellow lib, don't believe in Ashcroft, Thugco, etc.
But..."Cunt" in the comic section doesn't seem right. I'm not naive, but consider myself a gentleman, and I really, really try to pick my spots when using the ugliest of 4 letter words.
Makes 'em much more effective that way...
DK2 cents worth.
— DK2 Mar 19, 06:55 PM #
— Ross Mar 19, 07:06 PM #
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
Not no way, not no how is this ANY of Ashcroft's business. Nor is it of any of the state AG's either. He can move to Iran where they agree with this kind of thing.
If the papers object, fine. Their perogative. But it's totally inappropriate for anybody in the government to stick their nose in it.
— jimBOB Mar 19, 07:16 PM #
Apart from that i liked the joke :) - but then i'm definitely a sick and twisted mind... at least in the eyes of people like John Asscraft et al.
jane doe
Oh, and what everybody said: Came over from Atrios and found a very nice looking site. Go a bit easier on the image-compression of the sailors, though. I know it loads faster, but the blocky JPEG-artifacts hurt my eyes. but then, i'm a perfectionist, so don't listen to me.
One more: just how degenerate a mammal do you have to be to be scared of breasts? But maybe that's Darwin hitting back ;)
— jane doe Mar 19, 11:06 PM #
Last night, Atrios pointed out that a piece of the Maakies comic strip was edited by at least 3 newspapers it was published in for a particular use of a word describing a female anatomical reference. And we'll leave it...
— the media drop Mar 20, 03:09 AM #
David Brooks laments the near-death of compassionate conservatism, making his first mistake - pretending it ever had the potential to exist as more than a bunch of vague rewordings of conservative policies carried out by functionaries and zealots rangi...
— Pandagon Mar 20, 03:12 AM #
I knew Tony Millionaire back in the early 90's when I used to live in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. At the time Williamsburg, the neighborhood next door, was far from the
— Catch Mar 20, 05:14 AM #
Better yet- spell words into anachronisms using Capital letters, it could be done so in a way with most cartoon strips that it would be overlooked or almost subliminal with certain font script styles.
So cartoons are the priority? 'Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron'... the fit is too good in some situations. Plus the original thirteen colonies had their share of political cartoons that were over the top and have established long running precedents.
As Bill the Cat would say- Bring it On! (ack)
— Mr.Murder Mar 20, 08:45 AM #
Ok happy Kampfer's should one use the C-word or the V-word when expressing any form of gynophobic or anti-gynophobic Ideological Deviationalims? I think we will have to call YAAV on anyone who uses the C-Word outside of the Patriotically Correctly Proa...
— drieuxish blog Mar 20, 09:15 AM #
No. Welcome to "The Maakies."
— Adolf Washington Mar 20, 10:51 AM #
- GOP GIRL
Put that in your leftist (unprintable) and smoke it!
— GOP GIRL Mar 20, 10:18 PM #
PEOPLE! This way they can get Art AND writing -- all in one swell foop!
— Donna Barr Mar 21, 05:15 AM #
Yet I lament the state of funny pages in daily "family" papers. Not because of obscenity but because there are virtually no jokes in them that I can explain to my five-year-old. Maybe in Family Circus. Somehow mainstream culture dumbs down the grownup stuff and ratchets up the kid stuff as though we were all 15.
Thank god for alternative comix by grownups for grownups! And for the higher-end childrens' authors who still turn out books for kids with brains.
Hmm -- what do you suppose would happen if the big newspaper syndicates hired some Caldecott winners and Art Spiegelman's "Little Lit" gang to do ongoing strips?
— Prentiss Riddle Mar 23, 07:05 AM #
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I'd worry about crime and decease and such... but language and usage of words.. jeez..
Only in America ladies and gentlemen.. only in America.
— Nøhr Mar 23, 08:30 AM #
I just love watching people get their Ashcroft panties in a bunch over things they just haven't fact checked. But hey, Ashcroft is involved, so let's just run with it! I'm not exactly a fan of the Ash Man, but...
— A Small Victory Mar 26, 02:11 AM #