If this be treason—
So I got a copy of Oskar Tennis Champion and now I’m playing track no. 9 to death—
In the Soviet Union
There’s a lightswitch on the wall
In the Soviet Union
And a canteen down the hall
In the Soviet Union
I make faces with a torch
In the Soviet Union
In the mirror on the back of the bathroom door
In the Soviet Union
Shining up the lino on the corridor floor
In the Soviet Union
Eating dead pigeons cold and raw
In the Soviet Union
Drinking vodka through a straw
In the Soviet Union
Weeping for the visions Lenin saw
I like it here, I like it fine
The radiator’s warm
The bus is on time
And healthcare is free
A job is for life
The caretaker is me
I’m switching on the lights
Me, I blame the pernicious influence of Ann “Treason” Coulter.
Today I’m alone
The war hasn’t even begun
But your king hasn’t won
One day you’ll come…
—Bonus pop culture up-to-the-moment meme in Oskar Tennis Champion: lots of pirates.
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