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You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot,
Happy Christmas your arse, I pray God it’s our last!

I’d’ve maybe voted for “The Carol of the Bells,” which is deliciously sinister if done properly (ignore the pasted-on English lyrics and instead keep Poe in mind: “The tintinnabulation of the bells bells bells bells bells bells bells—”), or maybe I’d’ve gone with “The St. Stephen’s Day Murders,” but Barry, damn his eyes, went and wrote a surprisingly touching pæan to Irving Berlin’s spectacular perennial, “White Christmas.” So now I’m all discombobulated and don’t know what to vote for. (Rumors that George Winston’s December slips onto my turntable at this time of year for repeated playings when no one else is around are scurrilous at best.)

  1. Kevin Moore    Dec 16, 02:25 pm    #
    Father Christmas,
    Give us some money.
    We'll beat you up
    If you make any noise.

    Father Christmas,
    Please hand it over.
    Save all the toys
    For the little rich boys.
    —The Kinks

  2. skippy    Dec 17, 10:14 am    #
    st. stephen's day murders is getting a lot of votes (anything more than one is a lot in this contest) and, with your vote, kip, could tie with eartha kitt's "santa baby" to show in the contest.

    also, father christmas is also getting votes.

    did you guys vote on the blog yet?

  3. fuck face    May 7, 05:52 am    #
    you all fucking suck

  4. jesi    Oct 10, 02:57 am    #
    wasuppp maggoot ur a faggoot!!!!!!!!!

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